Jiet 杰の回忆

Problem with GUYS ?

If you treat him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.

If you argue with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep quiet, he says you have NO BRAINS.

If you are smarter than him, he'll LOSE FACE;
If he's smarter than you, he's GREAT.

If you don't love him, he'll try to POSSESS you;
If you love him, he will try to LEAVE you.

If you don't make love with him, he says you DON'T LOVE him;
If you do, he says you are CHEAP.

If you tell him your problems, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don't, he says you DON'T TRUST him.

If you scold him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he scold you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you break your promise, you CANNOT be TRUSTED;
If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you smoke, you are BAD girl;
If he smokes, he is GENTLEMAN.

If you do well in exam, he says it's LUCK;
If he does well, it's BRAINS.

If you hurt him, you're CRUEL;
If he hurts you, you are too SENSITIVE.

I'm not that kind